Total Medals Earned: 49 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 445 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/255 points)
Unlock World 2
Unlock World 3
Unlock World 4
Beat A Handful Of Levels
Beat More Levels
Thats a lot of levels beaten
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Click the Chicken
Medals Earned: 5/8 (70/175 points)
ur mom
Medals Earned: 4/11 (25/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (35/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!